Special Report: Hair and Makeup

As you can see from my photos, my maid never knows what to do with my hair. Sadly, salons are noisy, smelly and crowded with the unwashed middle classes. So, what is one to do when one needs to look one’s best? Can't one do that same old thing to one’s hair that one has been doing every day of her life? No! Do you think the Republican wives just comb and go? No! They spend hours on their hair! So, you should too!

I hear you saying that one doesn’t have time, darling. I understand. Consider some alternatives such as wigs or hair extensions. There are scads on ebay and you are sure to find a suitable style to fit your budget and persona. If a wig is not your style, find a way to fix your hair so it does NOT look natural. Experiment with a blow dryer and gel . Or, if one objects to the energy used by the blow-dryer, chemicals used in the gel and time it takes to practice, you can always purchase diamond-studded bobby pins and find a way to put your hair up so it looks quite deluxe. There are any number of websites which can show you how. Here is one example for those with long hair: http://www.beautyriot.com/category.php?id=65.
Last but definitely not least, remember make-up can make a billionairess look like, well, a billion bucks! Even if you don’t usually wear make-up, consider at least some eyeliner and lipstick. I know, I know that it's difficult, darling. Just close your eyes and think about Georgie!